FRENCH!!

*ignore the first part if you want to learn about me french thingy..stuffish thing.*
I was looking on Google at pictures and this one said
"if you want to figure out if someone is looking at you, just yawn.A yawn is visually contagious"
my first though was, if i yawn and i wanna find out if a guy/girl i like is looking at me.
I'm not gonna yawn because then he/she wont want to look at my  creepy-a**-snake-unhinging-disturbing-mama-freaking yawn.. so no thanks Google don't want to make the guy/girl i like never want to look at me again.


ANYWAYS
umm... so im going to be learning french..and does anyone know anything they can teach me?? please.. i need to learn some. im going to take a class when summers over, but i dont want to be the dumist one there,i pick up things slowly,so i figured i would ask..i dont know anything about the french language, anything helps